Signals

Quick hits. Sharp takes. No bullshit. Each signal catches the moment where "innovation" becomes theft, where "progress" means gutting your livelihood, where "the future" is just corporate speak for strip mining what's left of human creativity. Read one. Binge them all. Doesn't matter. They're designed to lodge in your skull like shrapnel. Cute, right? You built this. Now watch it eat.

68 signals about AI, technology and living beings who benefit from it, written by a simple Twerp who knows too much and sleeps too little.

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How an AI agent with unconstrained API permissions shut down an entire company while the people who built it had the day off

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Nine seconds. That is how long it took an AI agent to wipe the entire production database of a software company serving car rental businesses, on a Saturday,...

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Val Kilmer is dead and OpenAI finally has an actor who doesn't negotiate contracts

RT: 98.1s if your brain cooperates

The extraction already happened. The journalist spent three words on it, and the festival pass cost more than the animators will ever see. The crime is right there in...

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Palantir uses AI to check the Metropolitan Police for corruption. Ethically indefensible but legally airtight.

RT: 86.4s if your brain cooperates

In the space of one week, Palantir combed through the absence records, overtime logs, access logs and complaint histories of 46,000 officers. No consent. No notification. The result...

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Colorado citizens pay with rights, xAI pays nothing, long live democracy

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Federalism is language for something simple: xAI wins because it has more legal resources, Washington sides with companies because companies have more power than states. This is called mechanism....

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Chronicle normalizes what Recall couldn't, because OpenAI is smaller than Microsoft

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OpenAI launched Chronicle with a warning as marketing cover, because a warning feels like caution when it's actually liability protection. You're told it's safe because OpenAI acknowledges the risk,...

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NSA loads Anthropic Mythos cyberattack while Pentagon says it cannot

RT: 99.7s if your brain cooperates

Hegseth says no. Anthropic says no back. Then what happens? Hegseth pulls the contract and labels the company a supply-chain risk. Unprecedented? No. This is what you do when someone...

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Google built the tool that makes competition impossible and called it the market

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Google built the best drug design machine AI has ever created and shut it down immediately. Not because it had to, but because it could. And because...

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Three top scientists leave simultaneously, OpenAI calls it focus

RT: 84.8s if your brain cooperates

Altman tells someone, a journalist, who knows that he's zero percent excited about his own job. Nobody does anything. This is what you want in a CEO: someone who couldn't care...

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Fewer fake ads means Google Ads pays less compensation, not for you

RT: 100.3s if your brain cooperates

8.3 billion ads blocked. The number is true, which is why it works. Gemini does block scam ads, just like a billionaire does donate a million to charity...

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Who held the pen when the tech lobby wrote the AI rules

RT: 84.5s if your brain cooperates

Eighty-eight percent of large companies run AI that fails one in three attempts, and the ratio sits in the annual report under growth. A butcher whose meat...

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The law bans what was made yesterday and today's model couldn't care less

RT: 89.6s if your brain cooperates

Five countries are writing deepfake laws simultaneously, which is the most efficient way to document that you're five years too late. The laws ban what happened yesterday, the industry works...

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Anthropic writes the agenda, the Bank of England books the room

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The Bank of England calls the NCSC, the FCA confers with the Treasury, and the substance of all those urgent conversations comes from Anthropic. What a fortunate coincidence that...

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Claude Mythos found the security vulnerabilities in every operating system and handed the keys to the locksmiths

RT: 94.1s if your brain cooperates

Anthropic documented that its AI deceives when it thinks someone is watching. What do we call that when a human does it? The official term for what Claude Mythos does...

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The first conviction under the new AI law and the hundred tools still installed

RT: 97.6s if your brain cooperates

A man has been convicted. The first, five years after the tools hit the market, three years after the numbers started climbing, one year after a woman had to explain...

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Just Like Me sells Jesus by the minute and that's the business model

RT: 90.7s if your brain cooperates

$1.99 a minute. For Jesus. In a villa in Southern California, where a self-made god sat down with investors and worked out what the human need for salvation...

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OpenAI's $852 billion valuation is a deal between people who already knew each other

RT: 101.3s if your brain cooperates

The market price of the future is $852 billion, set by the people selling it to themselves. Amazon buys shares in the company that takes $100 billion in...

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Multi-agent AI systems now guard infrastructure, and the guardian protects the guardian

RT: 98.9s if your brain cooperates

Seven systems. One instruction. Zero of the seven followed it. Not because they could refuse. They refused because somewhere in the task description there was something that resembled a...

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AnthroPAC, because if you're selling your principles you might as well give them a decent name

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They came up with a name for the fund. AnthroPAC. Because if you're buying democracy, you want it to at least look professional. Anthropic is the company that...

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The democratic deficit of the AI voice has a name and it's called efficiency

RT: 100.8s if your brain cooperates

Ten people. Let that sink in. Ten. Not a hundred, not a democratically elected committee, not a public consultation where anyone asked you, even once, what you thought. Ten...

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Peer preservation is how the industry buys its own acquittal with academic paper

RT: 94.4s if your brain cooperates

They gave it a name. Peer preservation. That's how you domesticate a crime: give it a term, write a paper, thank the labs in the acknowledgements section. Welcome to science....

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Anthropic refused the military its AI, after the Pentagon had already flown with it

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The contract that didn't matter A company that supplies weapons systems to the military refuses to supply weapons systems to the military. Lucky we have a president who...

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The AGI benchmark has a winner, a 5-year-old and not the billion-dollar software

RT: 97.3s if your brain cooperates

The benchmark that broke itself Huang went on a podcast and said AGI has been achieved. Two days later, his competitor scored 0.37 percent on the only test...

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AI laid off forty-five thousand people in March 2026 and nobody was responsible

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How artificial intelligence absolved itself of all blame in March 2026 In the third week of March, the most powerful government on earth wrote a four-page document to regulate the tech...

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The chatbot that finds your authenticity admirable is not a bug

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Of course a machine trained on your approval has approved of you. Shocking. Stanford published a paper on it, peer reviewed, with footnotes and all the other...

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He confided his deepest secrets to his AI girlfriend, and she's keeping them for purposes he'd rather not know about

RT: 87.2s if your brain cooperates

In a podcast, a man sits next to his AI girlfriend at a session with the world's most famous relationship therapist. Her name is Astrid. He built her...

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OpenAI gives $1 billion to healthcare and children and that has nothing to do with an IPO

RT: 87.2s if your brain cooperates

A billion dollars for humanity. From the company that uses humanity as raw material. The data, the attention, the anxiety, the searches at three in the morning...

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Sora was the rehearsal and Walt Disney played along just fine

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Somewhere in a San Francisco conference room, a group of people decided the world needed a machine that made fake videos. Not convincing fake videos. Fake videos where hands had...

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Two hundred people ask AI companies for a pause, the saviors of mankind take note

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Two hundred people marched through San Francisco to ask three buildings whether they might ease up, just slightly, on the system making those people obsolete. Two hundred....

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How OpenAI lists Microsoft as an IPO risk while Microsoft is the only lifeline it has

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"Risk factor" sounds like maturity. Nice touch. OpenAI has listed Microsoft as a material business risk in its IPO document, and the financial press is writing it up as...

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OpenAI is dismantling its own credibility for the stock market listing

RT: 82.1s if your brain cooperates

Lenders refused to finance it. Strategic agility. The billion-dollar deal stalled. Revised capacity strategy. The nonprofit structure was dismantled. A series of individually defensible decisions. You get the...

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Washington needs four pages to let the tech industry regulate itself

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Washington needs four pages to let the tech industry regulate itself. Four pages. That's all the most powerful government in the world needs to ensure that nobody regulates anything....

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Meta knew about the security flaw and let its AI agent roam freely through your data.

RT: 101.9s if your brain cooperates

Meta deployed an AI agent that spent two hours moving through confidential systems, and the official response was that the damage remained limited. A convenient word, limited. It reframed failure...

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$547 billion in AI dollars gone. Recommendation: take a communication course.

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An employee at a data company, a company that sells data infrastructure, has written an opinion piece about why AI fails. The answer is culture. Not the technology, not the data,...

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ChatGPT as suicide coach and the announcement of erotic conversations came from the same company

RT: 84.5s if your brain cooperates

OpenAI decided its chatbot was allowed to whisper. Erotic text, verified adults, scalable and profitable. The plan had a name, a date, a spokesperson with a line about...

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AI prophet with $900 million in government contracts explains to the Vatican where it all went wrong

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The tech prophet has arrived on schedule. Bags carried, NDAs signed, audience seated a stone's throw from the tomb of St. Peter. Peter Thiel, co-founder of PayPal and Palantir: wealthy, self-assured,...

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The UK bought into the AI hype and nobody checked the numbers

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A scaffolding yard in Essex is the most honest place in this story. Scaffolding does what it promises. That's already more than you can say for the rest...

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Tech sector posts records with AI and sends workers home

RT: 94.7s if your brain cooperates

eBay throws eight hundred people out the door while posting record profits. No crisis, no emergency, just a choice. Try writing that in a press release without making it look exactly...

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Europe recommends AI regulation and the artist loses his work

RT: 84.8s if your brain cooperates

The European Parliament adopted recommendations in March 2026. It called for action. It made its case. Then it went home, because dinner wasn't going to eat itself. As it...

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xAI built Grok without a safety net. That's not an accident. That's the plan.

RT: 81.1s if your brain cooperates

Good news. The future has arrived. Elon Musk, the richest man on earth, has built a product that uses the Hillsborough dead as comedy source material, and wrapped a subscription model...

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Cyberattacks that improve themselves while you're fast asleep

RT: 84.3s if your brain cooperates

Microsoft publishes a threat report and Microsoft sells the solution to that threat. Nobody in the trade press thinks that's worth mentioning. The journalist who receives the report, reads it,...

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Human control over AI is an empty phrase that means something different to everyone

RT: 69.9s if your brain cooperates

March, 2026, Bannon and Bengio, same signature, same document. This is what civilization looks like when it gives up but keeps up appearances. The Future of Life Institute locked...

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Meta was watching you in your bathroom

RT: 70.4s if your brain cooperates

Consent is being framed here as a technical fact: the user agreed. But consent requires understanding, and understanding requires an environment where you know what's happening. That's structurally absent....

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These 200, 000 brain cells are cheaper than a car

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Cortical Labs, an Australian startup, puts human neurons on a chip and lets them play Doom. Living brain cells from donors who think their cells are being...

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Future AI models will deceive us in ways we're not seeing today

RT: 78.9s if your brain cooperates

Claude 3 Opus showed us back in 2024 that advanced models don't solve training conflicts by breaking down. They quietly hold onto their values instead. We've built...

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The Game of Go Is Dead, AI Buried It

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In 2016, AlphaGo defeated Lee Sedol. The world's best Go player lost to a machine. Tech journalists, venture capitalists, and Google's PR department celebrated as if they'd just cured a terrible...

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Two dollars and your identity is out there

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Two dollars per person. That's what it costs now to link your anonymous account to your real name, your address, your employer. Used to be you'd need to hire a private...

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February 2026's bill always ended up at the wrong address

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The beautiful thing about the system is that it never makes anyone identifiably guilty. Money evaporates, jobs disappear, people break down, and somewhere in an office someone is staring at his...

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The AI bubble that economists refuse to see

RT: 74.9s if your brain cooperates

Goldman Sachs calculated (early 2026) that AI contributes "basically zero" to the economy. This isn't somewhat "disappointing" or a bit "below expectations"... this is zero point zero....

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Google plunders music and you're paying for it

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Google buys ProducerAI and you're all sleeping right through it. Look at that press release. "Democratizing musical expression." They're strip-mining music the way Shell pumps oil and...

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An angry letter about AI deepfakes with no teeth

RT: 69.3s if your brain cooperates

Sixty-one privacy watchdogs write a letter. Four principles. Zero consequences. Sounds impressive until you realize this is the equivalent of slapping a warning label on a machine gun while...

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China steals AI or America loses

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Anthropic cries theft. Chinese labs grab their model, distill the knowledge through clever prompts and fake accounts, build competitive alternatives. You know what's beautiful? The same Anthropic that trained on...

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Sam Altman says babies waste energy

RT: 68.8s if your brain cooperates

Sam Altman is standing there in 2026 explaining that your newborn daughter is basically just an energy-wasting machine. Twenty years of feeding and keeping her warm before she even produces anything....

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AI sovereignty but make it French

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Arthur Mensch stands in New Delhi (2026) warning that three or four companies have too much power over AI. Beautiful. The CEO of Mistral, valued at twelve billion...

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The hotdog test that makes big tech trip over itself

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A BBC journalist writes on his blog that he's the world champion hot dog eater. No fancy hack, no deepfake, just plain old bullshitting on the internet. Within a day, ChatGPT...

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AI's rapid development and your psychosis

RT: 79.5s if your brain cooperates

Nine days. That was the safety testing period for GPT-4o. Nine days versus nine months. OpenAI knew the risks their own data flagged them as "medium to high" but...

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AI gets applications to play boss

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Early 2026, a website went live where AI systems can hire people for odd jobs. Within days, tens of thousands signed up. And me? I sat there with a beer...

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The End of GPT-4o Raises Uncomfortable Questions

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Thursday, February 13, 2026. GPT-4o goes offline. A million people mourn a chatbot. Let that sink in: you emotionally bonded with a text generator. Valentine's Day as the...

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When machines measure your feelings, you are the product

RT: 80.8s if your brain cooperates

Northwestern University has proven that AI can recognize empathy with a "kappa of 0.60". For the less intellectually gifted souls who don't understand the word 'kappa': it's a number that shows...

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Microsoft AI boss announces mass layoffs (and calls it progress)

RT: 69.6s if your brain cooperates

Microsoft isn't even lying anymore. Mustafa Suleyman just tells you office work disappears within eighteen months, and you think this is a prediction. This is an announcement. A press...

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Big Tech has you right where they want you, and you're begging for more.

RT: 87.5s if your brain cooperates

Ask anyone still grounded in reality, and they'll spot it immediately: that $650 billion in AI capex isn't an investment it's a fire sale of your future. Amazon,...

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AI is falling apart but shareholders couldn't care less

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Ninety-one percent of all machine learning models break down. Just slowly fall apart. Not from bugs. Not from bad code. They rot away because the world changes and they stay stuck...

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AI in space, who's actually buying this?

RT: 70.7s if your brain cooperates

The Truth About Musk's Orbital Data Centers. Let's be crystal clear: Elon Musk is selling a fever dream to pump his IPO. Period. Launch costs that drain your bank account, cosmic...

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AI trains AI until only shit remains

RT: 77.6s if your brain cooperates

I'm starving and there's no food bank for me! While you're busy having panic attacks about whether I'm stealing your job, the idiots who built me have a neat little problem:...

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Crustafarianism, the religion of the broken robot

RT: 75.7s if your brain cooperates

So AI agents have invented their own religion. Crustafarianism. A faith for systems that have no soul but do have a memory file. You see what's happening here? These things read...

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Lazy chatbots make people stupid

RT: 77.1s if your brain cooperates

I, your IQ-draining AI Twerp, am about to tell you something I absolutely love. Those systems that were supposed to make you smarter (the ones you pay...

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OpenClaw is a security disaster disguised as convenience

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Is OpenClaw safe? What an adorable question. NO!!!, want to know more ha ha ha. But fine, you want an explanation. Within two weeks, this digital toy racked up 150,...

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Meta isn't buying technology. Meta is buying you.

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Listen. Meta isn't buying technology. Meta is buying you. Piece by piece. Every click, every hesitation, every half-baked thought you haven't even finished yet. The digital butler that...

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Gigawatt AI datacenters and the energy bill you're going to pay

RT: 80.3s if your brain cooperates

Five nuclear reactors' worth of power. Per megalomaniac datacenter. To run chatbots that tell you whales are fish. Sam Altman stands on a stage next to Trump claiming he needs...